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His reign of rear end terror has finally ended. The infamous one known as the “Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit” has been caught and his breaking and entering anal fondlings have finally caught up with him.


He had been on the run for three weeks, with a dozen homes physically and emotionally invaded, as both the physical and mental imagery remains forever ingrained in the homeowner’s minds. Having been tickled anally, by a stranger, and having it happen in your own bed is no doubt a horrific experience. These victims will need countless hours of therapy most likely.
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Richard Hays was a potential victim whom the Bandit had been targeting. The Bandit had his eyes on Richard’s bum, and now that he’s been caught, Richard is breathing a sigh of heavy relief.
Here Richard describes the joy upon learning that The Butthole Tickling Bandit has been captured:
“Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again.”
Pretty much sums it up.

Men were the targets of the Bandit, who would strike during the night when you would least expect it. Many of the men in the neighborhood are feeling just like Richard, as several previous nights had been spent wondering, when they began drifting into sleep, if they would be awakened by a curious feeling in their anal region; a tickling of some sort. Perhaps they would even knee-jerk out a giggle, until they realized they were indeed being violated by The Bandit.
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So who is this man anyway? Police assumed he was some homeless individual. They were completely wrong on that assumption. The Butthole Tickler was wearing a whopping $4500 worth of Yeezus clothing, and clearly had a fetish that was very strong and addictive.
Thankfully he has been caught and hopefully he will receive help for his condition, as putting this guy in prison, with a butt tickling addiction, likely will not work out too well for him.


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